Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The Semi-Complete List Of Shaq Getting Dunked On

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By: The Pest

Lets be honest about Shaquille O'Neal for a moment. He is easily one of the most dominant, powerful and ridiculous forces the NBA, or any sport, has ever seen. I personally think Dream is the superior center, but Shaq is not a poor choice if you're talking about his pure and absolute peak.

Speaking to hard core Shaq fans though will oft yield this argument for Shaq as a defender.
Have you ever seen shaq get dunked on or someone take him one on one and punish him like he did to everyone else? Shaq has never been dunked on.
Maybe not often, but I've heard it enough times from enough people to write an article about it. I think it's crazy. It's the NBA. Everyone dunks. Everyone gets dunked on. Even Shaq. So sure to generate mass unpopularity, here is the complete list of you tube dunks over Diesel. Admittedly, Shaq didn't get dunked on much, and since he played nearly his entire career before You Tube, even fewer exist in that medium.
Now, for this no one dunks on Shaq claim. I don't know where his fans get this. Here's a short collection, and these are only the ones that make it to you tube. PS: If anyone has more clips please send them along and we will gladly include them with credit.
Bynum dunks on Shaq's pride: 

Funderburke/Robinson:

 
Derrick Coleman Just Posterizes Him:


 
Rueben Patterson Does The Same: 

 
Elton Brand:


 
Zo:


 
Arvydas Sabonis:


 
Howard dunks on Shaq's floppy pride ("Like an elephant gun took him down"):
 

 
Jason Terry:

    
Jordan:


 
Webber:
 
 Vlade Divac: Now after that sweet pass you might say "yea, Divac was afraid of Shaq", But no, watch THIS clip, when Divac retaliates after a blatant non-call when Shaq was getting bailed out by officials (edit: My mistake here, Vlade just goes by Shaq on the dunk over Walker. Got them mixed up cuz of the title of the vid and Walker's 52 being similar to Shaq's 32 from the rest of his career. But he was 34 in LA of course. But I'll leave this dunk in just for it's pure sweetness. :) )


 
You know, after watching that Divac dunk, I really don't think Shaq's fans can ever say no one has ever dunked on him again. Vlade, sometimes the poster boy for soft centers, took it right at him and stuffed it down his throat. That dunk is ridiculous! (edit: still ridiculous, but it's downgraded from a facial stuff on Shaq to just a 'weak dunk on Shaq')
In conclusion, I really don't mean to be down on Shaq. He's obviously one of the most dominant players in history. But statements like "Shaq has never been dunekd on" make him sound like he's just beyond reproach. Remember that Shaq has never led the league in blocked shots or rebounding, Hakeem handed him his ass in the finals, and that yes, Shaq has been dunked on.

3 comments:

  1. Dude,

    I remember about half of these.

    Funderburke. Damn! That's a name I haven't heard in a while.

    Speaking of Funderburke, how about the president (or was it AD) of Ohio State coming out and saying Boise State and TCU aren't worthy of a BCS title bid.

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  2. Wally, it's Poppy. :) Last dunk, Shaq didn't got dunked on. Take a better look. It was some other guy. Other than that, nice compilation.

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  3. Hey yo, I noticed that and changed the text. I got the 2 in Walker's 52 mixed up with his 32 number, but he was 34 in LA obviously. I left it in though and just gave an edit. No need to cover mistakes and hey, it's an awesome dunk by Vlade.

    Chump: Yea man, he was good in his day. I bring'em all back. Re the president, I didn't hear about that. What's the deal?

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